Simply Roasted, the fancier crisp brand offering a game-changing ‘better for you’ roasted (not fried) crisp, is on the hunt for its latest team member; an in-house CTO – Chief Truffle Officer.
The new employee must offer a niche set of skills, including ‘the ability to eat truffle crisps all day every day, confidence in communicating honest feedback and offer genuine enthusiasm to help make the best truffle crisps ever’, plus take on specific responsibilities at Simply Roasted as follows:
Carry out regular taste tests of Simply Roasted triple-cooked truffle crisps
Give clear, honest and objective feedback between mouthfuls
Help develop the flavour profile utilising expert truffle taste buds
Spread the love and donate truffle crisps each month to a friend
Be a valuable member of the Simply Roasted very fancy, very friendly team
The role itself will be fully flexible working – whether that be ‘eating in the bath, your bed or wearing a unicorn onesie at 1am in the morning’, with the Simply Roasted team confirming, ‘there’ll be no judgement from us’.
The annual salary will be a year’s supply of Simply Roasted Truffle Crisps, plus a case every single month to gift to a health conscious, crisp-loving friend.